Minneapolis (MN) - On a night where diving stops and hustle plays by second basemen Pat were cheered, the kicks continued to remain silent.
But being shutout for two consecutive weeks hasn't discouraged this team's attitude or team chemistry. "We fielded much more consistent behind Heather and Heidi. Now let’s get to work on our kicking placements," stated manager Manchester after the team’s 0-7 loss to More Cowbell Tuesday evening.
"I’m going to change things up in our lineup next week. We need run support." With two consecutive shutouts, GM Andrew Sikora will explore signing super-jock Derek Wallen, who has been holding out due to disagreements with management on game-day scheduling and stipends for baby-sitters.
After the game, the team activated Bam Bam Schei from the Vegas Vacationing Unavailable List. Starting pitcher Tony missed the game due to what the team is calling, Girl-friending in St. Cloud. The manager had no comment on if Tony will be in town for next week's game.
In other news, Coors Light has asked the team not drink their beer until the team scores a run. Total attendance broke a record this week at 3. The team thanks everyone in attendance for their support.
- See Heidi if you left your purple water bottle at the field. -